I don’t see how writing something you clearly intend to be private can be a threat.
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated...
The false positive rate of the test that you suggest is frankly atrocious.
I don't think that most (any?) of these other cloud services monitor for this stuff, or that government thinks they have an obligation to do so.