What do you think is bad about the writing? It seems fine to me. What do you mean by "written like this"? What is this?
But it's full on the "AI slop" style, a mix of LinkedIn/Online Marketing/Listicle like writing. That it's part of hundreds of thousands of articles, all with the same mechanical style, makes it even more tedious than if it was just some individual blog post here and there.
"Set the scene" paragraphs to add suspense, repeated lists of three or more items, "and, honestly"/"does real load-bearing work" and phrases like this, mic drops after every few paragraphs, writing about mundane stuff like a marketing executive, the list goes on.
This one isn't even one of the really eggregious examples.