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That is not the one.

But thanks for an hour-long break from work nevertheless.

SCP Wiki should itself be classified an Euclid-level threat (TV Tropes is obviously Keter class).

> Item: Sudden and wholesale collapse of all extant cryptocurrency markets.

> Reactive Action: None taken; event fully consistent with long-term probability models.

heh. love scp humor.

That wasn’t it alas, but I did manage to find it, it’s “The Lucky Dinosaur”:

That was a fun read, but not the one I was thinking of. Eventually found it, it’s “The Lucky Dinosaur”: