I got an electric chainsaw from Lidl, now my printer shows me respect.
Cricket bat seems a bit more likely
Non-americans dont play baseball :)
Japan would like to have a word with you.
When I was a child among the ashes I heard it said that in Belfast there was a sports store that sold a dozen baseball bats every week but never once sold a ball or glove. I always thought it was apocryphal but there's a few quotes here and there if you search.