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Avoiding ultra processed foods vastly predates MAHA.

Not eating too much processed food is not one of the maha ideas most people disagree with.

Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.

(Assuming a mechanical clock with a 12-h dial or flip display.)

Chug heavily processed seed oil with a bunch of added sugar to own the MAGAts!

Skip your vaccines and get measles.