Same here. I have now the best tools I’ve ever had just because I made them tailored to me and my exact nitpicks.
Advertising them now would just be creating more noise on the internet.
Wife: Have you got anything without slop?
Waitress: Well, there's slop egg sausage and slop, that's not got much slop in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY slop!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon slop and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got slop in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much slop in it as slop egg sausage and slop, has it?