But why would someone pay $675 to $1,235 plus $18/mo membership for a locked down iPhone without browser and apps - surely there is a way to lock them down yourself if you really want to.
edit: reading a bit further I find the LLM-prose on the website really jarring. Maybe I'm unfair here but it just reads like written by a machine.
$20 https://slowerliving.club/phones/dumbphone-2/
$30 https://slowerliving.club/phones/nokia-200-4g/
$31 https://slowerliving.club/phones/nokia-210-4g/
$48 https://slowerliving.club/phones/nokia-215-4g-2nd-edition/
$81+ https://slowerliving.club/phones/nokia-235-4g-2nd-edition/
$59+ https://slowerliving.club/phones/agm-m10/
$79+ https://slowerliving.club/phones/agm-m11/
$80+ https://slowerliving.club/phones/tcl-flip-4-5g/
$70 https://slowerliving.club/phones/unnecto-snap/
And I'm stopping because why not just use the linked page. There seem to be dozens more sub-$100 options. Is the snark because there are a range of phones here, from mighty stupid to no app store/social media to just smart with a throwback physical keyboard? Are they not angry enough at smartphones to be allowed to tell people about dumbphones?
The page literally lists the Apple Watch.
For that money and less you can get an older smartphone and strip it down yourself if you are inclined.
Or use accessibility settings (on iOS) to make it much less appealing to stare at.