That article also has... let's say an unconventional writing style. Here's the first paragraph:

> Expected value. Expected value expected value. Ketamine, Kelly criterion, child support. Roko’s basilisk; Adderall; girlfriend. Shut up and multiply. Escorts. Expected value.

And the rest goes on like that, but with different in-joke buzzwords.

https://morewrong.lol/?post=against-taking-my-son-to-soccer-...