> I can't bring myself to read about let alone try using products whose landing page is such a cookie cutter AI design.

My issue isn't cookie-cutter, but if by gloss you mean unnecessarily animated, then yeah. But I've had this issue for over a decade. AI without direction is just mimicking popular site designs that were doing this same crap before.

> At least put some effort in to sand off the horrible unnecessary gloss and choose different fonts, colour schemes and layouts from every other project.

How do you feel about WordPress / Hugo themes?