honestly not changing my overall feeling that credit ratings are junk science
Then you have been misinformed. Rated bonds by and large fail at the rating predicted by the big three [1].
[1] https://www.ft.com/content/d97e1e86-1e90-4c5c-b972-052d43a36...
Obviously a financially rational person wouldn't lend money with worse returns it can get from the government risk-free as that would be charity, hence these are considered 'junk'.