"you need a brain that has jumped the hurdle of learning"
Thanks but no thanks.
I just don't feel that 16 years of doing useless things are a good investment.
You can learn to do something useful and still develop your precious brain. Learn to play an instrument! Write some code! Build something with your hands! Learn to write.
Because guess what, around us there are a lot of people who can't write. Even on hacker news people use "its" and "it's" interchangeably these days. If we'll descend to the regular facebook users - they can't write, they can't speak. They did however end their school with some grades, so they pretend to having learned quadratic equations. And your "education" pretends they did.
Why is that? Did quadratic education help them? Did it? If so, why they can't write and can't reason? Did it?
This is bullshit. You are here selling us a product that does not work. Moreover, I guess you built some of your self-esteem on it working. Too bad.