With the package "travelling through Memphis, France and Germany before being sent to Israel several times", this is clearly a case of six degrees of separation.
The six dungarees of Kevin Bacon?
You could say it got a bit footloose.
The baggage teams could use a few good men.
My first skim had me thinking he sent the package in the 90s; sadly it was just three weeks ago.
"The Footloose star,"
that's definitely not how I would describe Kevin Bacon, personally I would say Sleepers or Hollow Man star
Oh good, can't tell you how concerned I was about this. What a relief!