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Breaking Bad vibes here. "You don't want a ransom negociator, you want a ransom negociator!"

Better than some random negotiator.

You can have $1,000,000 in unmarked bills as requested. Or you can have whatever is in the mystery box!

And remember to switch doors if Monty offers it!

What if I wanted a goat?

The box, the box, the box!

"oh no, my wife's head!", he says, calmly.

Yes, indeed! Can you imagine how slow /dev/random would be if every random number would have to be negotiated first?