I tried this more simplistic variant https://pastebin.com/kggc4q1T which supposedly would crash php but it was rejected by my CSRF middleware...
It still uses the same request model as PHP, since that's genuinely useful for web requests. It's easier to avoid memory leaks if each request is entirely self-contained and there's no global state persisted between requests (other than APC and opcode caches)
it now serves ads that instantly start those downloads its been like that for a couple of weeks