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Because like 30% of the websites in the world are on WordPress, and countless others in custom PHP? Not exactly a trivial task.

Claude please rewrite my entire WordPress site as an OCaml Mirage Unikernel that runs directly on bare metal, no Linux.

I bet that takes a week at most.

While at it, create a custom firmware for the BIOS to utilize the CPU more.

In fact, design an FPGA that runs my wordpress blog about my stamp collection in pure hardware. Make no mistakes.