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put it into microwave, aluminum will spark and will burn like the thermite

mom called and asked that you stop breaking the microwave

that depends on the shape and the intensity of the waves

aluminum is pretty eactive though. some bronze chainmail?

yes, but i doubt it will do that when hit with a directed microwave beam. would it not reflect some?

This must be a New World Order device because they can't get past my foil hat! Nice try, lizard people.

A layer of frozen burritos is probably your best defense.