To be fair, he likely wasn't trained not to impersonate a dead man and steal his house
Our law enforcement heroes are trained to tactically “take shelter” but when one does so strategically it is branded a “crime”
I can't tell if this is satire or not, but I'm suspecting that it is
Who is to say he wasn’t in fear for his life when he stole the house? Maybe the house committed a crime and he was detaining it. Civilians just don’t know the challenges faced by our boys in blue