Like, in Evil Maid Scenario 1, where the Evil Maid only has one-time access, if you've sealed to say 0,2,4,7,9 , or 7 and 15 with a reasonable setup for what gets extended into 15, the Evil Maid's Fake PIN Entry Software would _not_ validate in the secured boot configuration and couldn't actually unseal the TPM, only coerce you into entering your PIN. Then the Evil Maid would have to physically return to your "correct" boot state with the PIN to unseal the disk, no?
(this is all modulo firmware and early boot exploits, of course, since in that case the attestation could also be forged also)
You're in here shitting on TPM but don't seem to understand the threat model at all.
Now, to be clear, I don't think this negates TPM-sealed disk encryption or TPM-and-PIN sealed disk encryption; they're still meaningfully better than the alternatives (with a passphrase alone, your data is already compromised regardless in this invented scenario, and all scenarios are equally variable to the swiss-cheesiness of UEFI firmware unless it is replaced). But it is a valid model.
Although, if anyone wants an RE project, I've always been interested in reversing the ME <-> CPU bus on Intel to see if the ME-embedded TPM is still vulnerable to snooping. And of course all of this is still highly vulnerable to any early-boot / root of trust exploit (ie against Boot Guard / PSB or horrible UEFI firmwares).
I also hear mjg59 is looking into encrypted swap hibernation support, so there's a slim chance there will be some development on the system-attestation front.