When everything is either extremely anodyne or extremely provocative, you have follow one line OR the other to a T, with absolutely no inbetween.
So if you're writing about "cute" racoons in a relationship, either they have to be the most ragebaity, most anger inducing, most obnoxious stereotypes of people like Lesbian Space Princess, or be 100% Bland and show absolutely no nudity, no relationships, and just be blank slate cute racoons. Ironically, only being 50% committed to some ideology is the new Bland.
It works both ways too, see the Instagram Comments section, or even just Instagram.