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Wait, you mean my vibecoded Facebook ripoff won't make me a billionaire like Zuck? Bummer.

It might. Have you translated all PHP to Rust via AI over a weekend. That would be key to beat Facebook in its own game.

No, I translated it to Haskell, with a custom container runtime.

Well, people were asking to build just that for about $100 on Upwork, so it can't be worth billions :D