Do you want me to
Pull a poem out of my ass
For you to peruse?
Pull a poem out of my ass
For you to peruse?
Not AI generated
Pangram will decide.
I feel they will fail someday
Might need social graphs
But "Pull poems out of my ass" would work ;)
I could imagine in British English it might be a two-syllable "poh-ehm" though
It's two in Merriam-Webster. If it were a song it would fly, but for a haiku I'm throwing a flag on the word-play.
All on page 956 if you'd like to check ;)
https://archive.org/details/merriamwebstersc00merr_6/page/95...
First down.
In all seriousness, poem is a single syllable for many.