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There's already "After the Rapture Pet Care" which feels like a similar genre.

This reads like a genuine service rather than a gimmick.

> This is what will happen for all pets registered with us immediately after the Rapture:
- Our non-Christian administrators will activate our rescue plan.
- Volunteers will be alerted immediately by email and telephone that they have been activated.

[...]

I wasn't aware people are making practical plans and building software systems to be activated after the rapture.

Blow a dandelion seed head and make a wish, but it’s a device blowing.

Submit a wish and get a video of the next locally visible shooting star

A service to automatically throw St. Joseph's Day bread into someone's backyard

The Rabbit AI of this space: a wearable over-the-shoulder salt thrower that connects to a cloud API

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_Rock

Said to be an actual thing (rather than a gag collectible): https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/oct/26/zero-energy-co...

as south European, I expect some volunteers for a planetary "touch balls"

Touch *balls*?