How unfortunate it is to be stuck on a paradisiacal island.
The game Crysis was inspired by one of those islands. Instead of complaining, she should be setting herself to invisible mode and running around shooting Koreans.
I wonder if she can even work there now :/
This sounds like a great opportunity to use a crowd-funding site like gofundme to pay for a private boat or flight to take her home — either directly or through transit hubs she can legally enter.