I would request one for my office, it would be good to have a deep, group discussion with our CTO while we all poop together in the open.
Plus, there were persistent stories of terrifying beasts that lived in the sewers and bit people’s bottoms. Of course those stories could have just been invented by people who were waiting on line, to help people get done quicker.
Everyone would meet up later in the vomitorium
"Vomitorium" is an architectural feature, vomit meaning 'to quickly discharge'.