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It is like satire. I wonder if he can try bullying the olympics into giving him a 100m gold medal next.

Don't give them ideas...

The Olympics 100m Peace Prize is being designed as we speak

Trump's dream is to have his name spelled in gold on the surface of the sun. He's not smart enough to know it's impossible, though.

Nobody tell him. NASA's doing pretty well at the moment.

Except for all the canceled projects like returning samples from Mars.

He will suggest to go at night...