Or you could die of carbon monoxide poisoning while you're looking for a jerry can because you have to walk to the gas station because your car has no gas and you cannot fill it at home, but first your wife doesn't notice that the stove didn't ignite so the whole house explodes. At night, you welded the safety shut on the hot water heater, and despite the fire taking out the electrical, the natural gas is still running, so the water heater turns into a missile, takes out a passenger plane which crashes into an oil refinery, creating a poison gas cloud that takes out a neighborhood.

You somehow survive all this and are forced to work in a coal mine so they feed you in the terrorist prison you now live in.

To add insult to injury, they make you use whale-blubber lamps for lighting.