DHH Spends 900 Hours Cutting Omarchy Boot Time by 0.4 Seconds

Would be fun to have a so called job where you can spend your days doing something like that.

Getting a second off boot time is of course a pretty stupid endeavor but latency in general is a very worthwhile thing to optimize, even when the gains are in subseconds.

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The “Apple Aluminium Armrest” article for using the new touchscreen MacBook gave me a laugh.