Their JVM doesn't suck.
You had some tryhards pulling some insane class name from the bowels of a library [1] and using that as an example that Java will always have a problem with naming and is therefore doomed. Or an alternative language claiming that they will eat Javas lunch, forgetting that it is used in a lot of Enterprise and its going nowhere [2].
I have had a few gig that have needed me to work in Python, JavaScript or Typescript, but there was always a pairing with Java.
[1] See Aspectj - HasThisTypePatternTriedToSneakInSomeGenericOrParameterizedTypePatternMatchingStuffAnywhereVisitor.java
[2] https://blog.jetbrains.com/idea/2024/07/is-java-still-releva...