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Except it has 64MB of RAM... Anyway, in the early 2000s machines were already doing better than DeepBlue, so it didn't last long

Okay, but probably also a turbo button, which is tantamount to cheating.

The turbo button slows the CPU down so old programs that depend on clock speed (e.g. early games) run correctly.

No, I'm pretty sure the turbo button injects oxygen directly into the CPU.