So am I. However, plastic straws are a bit of a lightning rod for greenwashing/virtue signalling given that they have an environmental impact relative to other plastics that you need to zoom in with about 20x magnification to even see on a chart. From memory when I looked up the figures for ocean plastics the single biggest problem is fishing nets, which outweigh everything else. Plastic straws are so far down in the noise floor you can't even see them there.