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Comment by rarisma | Hacker News Reader

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       github has an outage

Point of clarification: do you work at GitHub?

Perhaps they are a process/thread?

It must be Tuesday, that's why

Do you fall asleep every time GitHub has an outage? Are you narcoleptic?

You have it wrong. GitHub goes down because they fall sleep

  def is_github_down(day):
      return day[-1] == "y"

All will be solved by tomorrow!

A manager might say you need to stop waking up.