Consider the fancy header to be the first answer to: what happens when you put a 3D engine inside a webpage. This article is what happens 12 months later...
I browsed it again in a floating window in a different tab (or space if you wanna call it that way) where I keep a maximized chromium and I was no longer annoyed :) Good job on being on the cutting edge though, that is something I completely can appreciate.
thx @unconed !