I was going to make a joke about ludicrous speed, but then remembered that automatic dishwashers for restaurants typically clean dishes in under two minutes.
Source: I did that dishwashing job in school, to pay for my lunches.
Don’t get me wrong, I love a good dishwasher. But we need to recognize the difference in the jobs here.
And bad dishwashers? Well, let me just say that we will never, ever have another Bosch dishwasher in our house.