So then don't get a Mac? There are plenty of other premium options similarly priced, if not more expensive, apples to apples, that will run Linux. The vast majority. I am not a macOS vs Windows vs Debian zealot, I have all of them and 5x more Linux thingies than Macs.
Sorry not sorry, I don't understand the sentiment, If you willingly spend $ on a Mac and then are salty that it doesn't cook rice, that's Apple's failing? Why Apple Watches don't run Wear OS? Why don't Android watches run Watch OS? Why doesn't my BEV run on corn?