LOL yeah.. I mean.. yeah.

Yeah, that’s implied

DB failed upwards. They couldn't fail, they were far more systemically important than Lehman or Bear.

Oh boy. They bought my business's bank (Postbank). It was okay until they transitioned Postbank IT to their own systems, massively delayed, with several long outages that made the news, and it's still worse than before now.

It was common knowledge that Postbank had good IT for a bank, but the acquirer had to show them who's boss instead of learning from them.