I hear you, although I must say I'm very interested in trying this out. It doesn't look like slop, and honestly all db clients I've used have somehow felt inredibly sloppy.
For me, and for customers I want to document things for, it has come down to MySQL Workbench on the free/open source side of things.
I want to support multiple platforms without having to fundamentally document multiple strategies.
Most DB tools feel like they will go the way of PostgreSQL or Insomnia — get slowly burdened with cloud facilities and then a bait-and-switch means you need a login somewhere.
I would much rather be able to talk about clients that do fewer tasks but do them well, but DB clients do seem to be prime enshittification territory for some reason.
Brain concept leakage there. I meant all those apps that start off with a simple purpose and end up with an enterprise cloud plan.