Somehow, I don't think that most of the consumers of music products are in their early teens. Electric guitars, amps, and guitar pedals are expensive, and I doubt most teens have that kind of disposable income. I went to high school in a pretty affluent suburb, and even kids playing in bands there rarely had anything but entry-level guitars and a couple of cheap $40 pedals.

From my limited experience (working in a record store, giving guitar lessons, touring with a band), the biggest purchasers of these items seem to be men in their 20s and middle-age married men with kids trying to recapture some of their youth or introduce their children to music they love.

That said, I'd like to see where Zed buys his pedals (guitar center?), because most of pedals that I've seen have pretty tame names, like the popular Korg series of effects pedals, or technical names, like Behringer CL9 or Boss AD3. The only one that I use that come close to what he describes have been ones from Death by Audio, and they're so great that I don't mind the funny names.