If my girlfriend ever found out I was using this she would literally kill me.
Leave.
Leave.
Talking about hookups is almost always about objectification: it's encouraging people to talk openly about relationships, yes, but relationships between people and objects of sexual gratification rather than between actual mature adults.
In this case, you are implying that mature adults sex lives should not include one night stands with people they have no emotional attachment to. Why?
(yes, I know they changed the definition. I pretend it never happened!)