http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2006/10/23/061023ta_talk_mc...
* taught tennis to Jerry Seinfeld and Harrison Ford
* a specialist in Chinese orthopedic massage
* the Dalai Lama wrote his college recommendation
* he is an action star
* he is an espionage expert
* he is a professional athlete
* he practices on the C.I.A. firing range
* he participates in martial-arts competitions in a secret system of tunnels underneath Woodstock, New York
* he competes at skiing competitions in Switzerland
* he worked for the Russian Mafia forging passports
* won two games in a tennis match against Pete Sampras
* founded a charity for troubled kids
* wrote a book called "Women’s Silent Tears: A Unique Gendered Perspective on the Holocaust"
* is a professional male model
* must register his hands as lethal weapons at airports
* is one of four people licensed to handle nuclear waste in the state of Connecticut
* has killed two dozen men in Tibetan gladiatorial contests
My take? He was an awesome guy.