This is hilarious! I have two points to make:
1. M$ has been trying to sabotage GNU/Linux for at least the past 20 years. "Secureboot" on Windows 8 OEM UEFI is just the most recent attempt.
2. Why should I pay over $120/year ($10/month) for a subscription to an application suite that has all of its GOOD features replicated in LibreOffice, with a shitty UI and all that DRM on top of it?!
P.S. If you try to tell me that Ubuntu, Red Hat, etc. have been working on "Secureboot" fixes, that's irrelevant. The fact that they had to come up with fixes in the first place is horrendous. And now when I buy new socket LGA 1155, 1156 or Xeon mobos, I have to ask if "Secureboot" is on it if it has UEFI BIOS.