That said, if we're (a) in a universe where critical:true nameConstraints are enforced on the last couple versions of Safari, Chrome, Firefox and IE, and (b) you're only issuing critical:true nameConstraints certificates, it probably isn't worth being alarmist here.
In any case, thank you for commenting here. I had hoped to have a chance for once to join my fellow HN commenters in a rousing game of baying at the moon over the injustice of it all, but instead find myself amidst a carnival of X.509 learning. Hooray?
TACK can't get here fast enough!