Related and on-topic: Scott Hanselman wrote something similar a while back....
http://www.hanselman.com/blog/EverythingsBrokenAndNobodysUps...
Makes for hilarious and introspective reading at the same time (if that can be done somehow!)
P.S: Here's the old HN thread on this one: http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4531549