NER comes to mind, lots and lots and lots of toolkits for building up to NER, but very few that let submit English text and get back a list of people, places and things without having to virtually build my own NER system from scratch anyways.
Give me NER, Entity relationships (ER) and a couple kinds of sentiment analysis scoring (SA) (which can be jump started with decent NER) and I've pretty much exhausted 95% of what I'd ever want to do.
I really really really don't need yet another library to do sentence tokenization, term tokenization, tf counting and stemming. If I was building a free text indexer or bayesian filter or some such it might be useful, but I'm probably not, there are far better solutions to those domain than I'm likely to come up with, but there aren't for NER, ER and SA.