Sure, you don't have to download software.

On the other hand, the platforms we /do/ download software onto (in real time) are disgusting.

(I wrote PHP for the first time last week. Oh. My. God. Why does this crap exist? WHY IN GOD'S NAME (yes I am shouting) DO WE PUT UP WITH THIS UNBELIEVABLY MISERABLE CRAPFEST WE CALL MODERN WEB DEVELOPMENT!?)

Um . . . breathe.

I don't have any answers today that don't involve burning something to the ground, public shaming, or retreating to a code monastary and crafting a diamond (which /never/ works).

How do we get unstuck?