I am not familiar with "luvvie alert"?
"just one summer with the RSC back when I was younger".
"Of course Johnny said, ... umm, Gielguld of course dahling, did you see him in the Tempest in 74? Wunderful"
"I was saying to Sam just after that Quantum thing. You really should talk to Barbara about directing the next one. I have her number; charming lady, did I ever tell you about the time she ..."
A small red rotating flashing light will rise up out of the coffee table next to you and the words "luvvie alert" will be flashed across your field of vision.