Only questions are closed or locked, I think. And only if they are not very good questions that will just lead to debate or opinions but should stay around out of historical interest. This here is a question that can be answered reasonably but has a single whimsical answer. So no need of closing or locking here.
And even though the tone of that answer is humourous it still is a good answer, explaining why we don't all write Assembly instead of HLLs.