What future headline do you predict?

Wyoming Joins Texas as Second State to Issue Own Currency In Wake of U.S. Dollar Collapse

Following Dennis Rodman Visit, Switzerland Declares War on U.S.

Bloomberg Bans Bottled Water: Claims It Robs Our "Precious Bodily Fluids"

Patent Troll Claims Rights to Inhalation of Air - Demands Licensing Fees From All Breathers

"Outrage as pedestrian killed by self driving car"

"90% of car accidents caused by self driving system errors."

"155 year old sentenced to juvenile detention for tampering with town's singularity machine"

Google Glass banned in McDonalds.