I feel like, with a few word replacements, this post and all the replies could come from /r/OkCupid.
When I have an OKC account, my strategy is just to write the first half-funny sentence or two that come to mind, shoot off the message, and move on.
Even when I apply for jobs and write a cover letter, what do I do? A dating site message with a funny accent.
Dear Companyboss,
I write in reply to your advertisement of <date> in the Foobar Herald.
I am <skills/titles>. While working at <previous employer>
I used <technology/skills>.
I have included my CV and I look forward to your reply.
Yours &c &c
Writing short messages isn't because the writers are lazy. It's a rational strategy that maximises coverage and minimises the emotional cost of being rejected after making a large investment.