Wolfram Alpha Person Curves

And the linked stack exchange discussion:

http://mathematica.stackexchange.com/questions/17704/how-to-...

the curve functions are amazing but also awkward representations of the underlying objects. This echos Wolfram's claim that current science could be an awkward form of the underlying truth.

A Leibniz curve, but no Newton curve... what an outrage!

Is that a cat or Salvadore Dali?