X is Dead.
    X Considered Harmful.
    Why X is the next Y.
    How X dies.
    Just in case anyone is still using X for Y
    X doesn't know Y, does something that sounds shocking
    X or Y concerning Lisp
    Is X a systemic risk?

Any others? I wonder how the Y Combinator story generator would differ from the Slashdot one?

http://www.bbspot.com/toys/slashtitle/index.html